The Yeti Shred
After all the big money being pouring into heli skiing and cat trips, I've decided its time to bring shredding pow back to the roots. Just pile the board on the dogsleds and head out into the back country. Yeti style if you will. No need for gas money, no need to pay for lifts, all you need is some dog chow and obviously, a team of dogs. Plus you will always have a shred partner and someone to dig you out of those avalanches.
The options would be endless to the amount of shredding you could do. You could even just build a little shack and train the dog team to hunt bears and other wildlife. Then you could live there for the rest of your life growing your hair and beard in three year increments. Just like a true Yeti...
Now we need to focus on the main reasons how to get away from everyone and everything to become the ultimate shred Yeti. So I've decided to lay down Burtons 13 reasons to skip. Pick your favorite and start packing up the dogsleds !
13 Reasons to Skip .
1. Snowboarding is way more fun than your job/class
2. Work is forever, snow isn't it
3. Craig Kelly would
4. It's a powder day
5. Once the robots take over, your teacher and bosses won't be as lenient
6. Skaters have a day in june
7. Snowboarding cures a hangover, work/class doesn't
8. All work, no play makes a shredder go crazy
9. To stimulate the local mountain's economy
10. It makes you more core
11. Broverdose would
12. You've got to make up for the tribal tattoo somehow
13. You know you want to
The dudes at signal really stepped it up with this shred stick. Using all recycled cans and water bottles, the only costs that they had to pay was the resin and the inserts which basically cost about 15 bucks. Check this video out as Signal drops another version of everything third Thursday.
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